A few jokes #1

 A few jokes #1

 

Why don't elephants use computers? Because they are afraid of the mouse!

 

 

What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie? Sofishticated...

 

 

What to get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python!



How does a cat like its steak? Perfectly cooked!

 

 

My backpack and I are very close. We got a lot of baggage together…

 

 

I asked my trash can for motivation. It said, "Don't waste your time."

 

 

My lamp joined a band. It specializes in light rock... And that's a bright idea!

 

 

I gave my pencil a pep talk... It finally felt sharp! It's not pointless anymore!






I hope this brings a little smile or some giggles. :)

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